The Gianforte

Given that Greg Gianforte can’t tell the truth, we’ve decided to ask the dear people at the bars and distilleries to add this to their drink menu:

gianforteThe Gianforte: this disgusting, caustic, distasteful shot costs $100,000 each, and is marketed in the style of the ignominious gubernatorial candidate as being “pure unadulterated, 6,000 year old Montana hooch”, it’s age being related to the time he believes the planet has existed. If you’re fool enough to try one, and we hope many are not, that’s fine, but be aware that all that’s in it is water from Flint Michigan.